Why?

I often find myself in such strange situations. So im with corey right now at some "funk" "jazz" "bossa nova" "samba" "soul" "club" "and" it's soooo funny. Like a jamiroquai video. It feels like Justin Timberlake made the playlist after he googled "funk".

Corey keeps asking why I'm so "screw face" and sulking in the corner screaming "Dipset! even though he paid my five dollar cover, but Toronto blacks will never get it.

p.s.

there's a white woman dancing like she's getting her clit circumsized. (She's wearing an Adidas track suit with a newsboy cap).

love,

Jon.